This is really a really sad story so hold the chuckles … a North Carolina dog was left and sent out to an animal shelter because its proprietor thought the pooch was gay.
Fezco is held up at the sanctuary in Stanly Region after his owners caught him humping another male hound.
Of course, the owners’ response is absurd … canines do this for dominance, and even if Fezco was gay, so what?
The sanctuary has posted Fezco’s story on Facebook, assuring prospective owners he’s a great boy and kind to individuals and his peers alike.
The 5-year-old doggie will almost certainly get a house … and according to WCCB TV, applications are obDog Abandoned at Animal Sanctuary Because Owners Thought He’s Gayviously flooding in.
As for Fezco’s previous owners, maybe attempt a turtle … then again, that hump on their shell may be alarming to them.