” MY girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I need to rehome her. She is a purebred from a rich location and I have had her 4 years.
She suches as to play video games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, specifically the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping yet sleeps while I work. Only consumes the best, most costly food.
Will NEVER EVER greet you at the door after a long day or provide you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as heck!
So … anyone thinking about my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my canine want her re-homed ASAP!”
