December 7, 2022
His girl does not like his dog and gave him the ultimatum of choosing between the two. After a great deal of idea, he posted this on Craigslist:

Man posts this on Craigslist after girl informs him to eliminate his dog

His girl does not like his dog and gave him the ultimatum of choosing between the two. After a great deal of idea, he posted this on Craigslist:

” MY girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I need to rehome her. She is a purebred from a rich location and I have had her 4 years.

She suches as to play video games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, specifically the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping yet sleeps while I work. Only consumes the best, most costly food.

Will NEVER EVER greet you at the door after a long day or provide you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as heck!

So … anyone thinking about my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my canine want her re-homed ASAP!”

Exactly how great is that?? Ensure you reveal this to all of your buddies!